reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

deansass:

Everyone rejects Gadreel even the sh cast

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

image

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

jaclcfrost:

the idea of getting flowers is so nice like. i would love flowers. i would love just a flower. you could give me just a fucking petal from a flower and i’d be happy damn

churchofsterek:

fucklinski:

dylan teaches linden a new word [x]

actual father and son

clairefox35:

Actual scene from Hannibal 2x08 Su-Zakana.

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

mycolour:

I AM NEVER USING ANOTHER BRUSH EVER AGAIN THIS IS AWESOME

HW